isnt it great when you get home from the grocery store and realize that you’ve scored someone else’s food? I got home from Randall’s the other day and was stoked to find 10lbs of cube steak in my groceries! I didnt steal it.. i sure as shit aint taken it back to randall’s.. thats a clean score there, thanks to the generosity (al-zeimers) of the lady in front me in the checkout line …i say my karma is still intact. so we spent the better part of the week eating cube steak in a variety of dishes - including tacos.. panfried them bitches, then cut and doused liberally with fresh lime..let me pass on some tacotown knowledge for ya:

lime is the key for any questionable meat

in other news, this shit right here could be the single greatest invention of our time - and it comes from right here in the ATX! if anyone knows these guys, hook us up, cuz we would love to slang tacos and chips/salsa on one or two of these at UT tailgate parties. and yes, you guessed right, that is NASCAR legend (Ricky) Bobby Allison posing for the photo.. If its good enuf for Bobby, its good enuf for Taco Town!

tomorrow we will create a fresh batch of Chappy’s Elbo Green Salsa.. hoping to take home gold at the hot sauce festival on Sunday. when the general public tastes this stuff, may the Taco Gods have mercy on their unsuspecting souls . If only we could let them try it with some scrambled eggs.. the contest would be over and we would be put in jail immediately for killing them with unbearable pleasure.

ive said it before and I’ll stick by it: If I could apply Chappy’s Elbo Green liberally to it, I would most certainly eat my own arm..