Heroin Burrito
The Smoking Gun reports that a woman visiting a prison inmate was caught delivering a Taco B*ll burrito with a heroin-filled hypodermic needle nestled amongst the fillings of rice, beans, sour creme, and hot sauce.. Ive got a sneaking suspicion the burrito came that way from the Bell.. i can picture it now, the cook in the back says to the burrito maker, “dont forget to slip some brown ass hair into that burrito supreme…” which sounds exactly like, “dont forget to slip your needle full of heroin to that burrito supreme…” hence the mixup…coulda happened to anyone. Heres the full story at TSG
chappy said,
October 18, 2006 @ 11:34 am
betcha a little H could improve the Taco Bell burrito experience immensely..
; )
just say no kids…. to taco bell that is..
chappy said,
October 18, 2006 @ 11:54 am
another reason to stay away from the bell here
Woman Finds Band-aid in her Burrito:
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Cabeza De Taco said,
October 18, 2006 @ 2:23 pm
Taco Bell Executives, fresh out of ways to combine 3 ingredients, hired Robert Downy Jr as the new head of product development today…sizzling brownstone burritos only 99 cents.
jacob mayoral said,
February 25, 2008 @ 3:20 pm
im checking mine from now on
xp
Jeff Krueger said,
October 10, 2008 @ 2:04 pm
Thats so stupid of hwere to do that and think that she is goin to get away with that and never get caught.
Jeff Downing said,
October 10, 2008 @ 2:05 pm
Hey that is so fuckin stupid you know wat im sayin she thinks she can get away with anything and not get caught.
PwnanObrien said,
September 30, 2011 @ 10:42 pm
Tell me this doesnt mean the end of the legendary, hand crafted Ensenada Jizz Gordita?
G-Spozey said,
January 30, 2012 @ 6:35 pm
Yo this is old but its so funny i had to comment! Dudes gonna stick that hot sauce, greasy beef, “brownasshair filled”, needle into his arm anyway? If brothas in prison and needs it that bad, he may was well let bubba give him his hypodermic up the ass…re*ard
G-Spozey said,
January 30, 2012 @ 6:37 pm
btw* fyi* (“you..and..what..you..bring..into..a..prison..get..searched”) you have to be seriously messed up on something to even try that
Ariana said,
March 30, 2012 @ 9:04 am
next time i go to Taco Bell, i think ill take the pin of dope, hold the burrito