TacoBlob: How to Toss Salad Like Jared
editor’s note: sorry, no taco’s here, but BEAR with us – Tacoblob is just getting back in to the blahggin game, and trying to be healthy too – BUTT of course, taking healthy eating advice from TacoBlob is like getting parenting advice from britney spears.
Most of you are naturally skinny. You can “carb up” and still not give a fuck. I don’t even eat carbs (except 4,000 beers per week) and I still can’t see my dick when I piss, so I have to consider healthy alternatives.
I’ve had the miserable privilege of eating at Subway almost daily since my new office is only a few doors down. The first few times I ate Subway salads they sucked balls. BUT, I finally found a low-cal fat buster salad that’s not packed with pubes and carbs. Read the rest of this entry »
