taco ring

The Taco Ring
Soccer moms across America herald the taco ring’s ability to “stuff little peety’s suck-hole just long enough to watch Y&R in peace.”
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try it a la mode

Taco PIE!
No, not that taco pie!  I’m gonna try this one after Thanksgiving dinner.  Move over pumpkin…and pecan…and pumpkin roll…you can stay peach cobbler.
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el earl de torta

Baked Taco Sandwich
This looks tasty…the bread is baked under the toppings and its served open-face style…just like your mom.  | Recipe

eat this...now eat this...

Cooking for your date can get you laid (Unless you’re this douche).  Think about it- you’ve already got her “back to your place”.  Plus, its easier on the wallet and, thanks to the interwebs, finding decent recipes is not an issue. peep this:

www.cooktobang.com – simple, effective methods for of enjoying the two greatest pleasures, food and sex.

So, learn to cook…or get used to doggy bags & blue balls.  Cook to Bang has plenty of Taco Town friendly recipes that should also assist in panty droppin’.  see below >

• mo’ lays chicken mole
• oh god don’t stop! jalapeno poppers
• fishy pink tacos
  
• simple sexy salsa
• roasted tomatillos para mis amigos
  
• horizontal mambo mango salsa
• senorita lupita’s cactus fajitas
• break you off something burrito
• huevos grande rancheros

The weather is just amazing right now in Austin – its a great time eat lunch outside..And you can’t beat a taco lunch under the oak trees at TacoDeli on Spyglass. I just had their NEW Bison Taco there yesterday…a hearty picadillo made with South Texas-raised, grass fed buffalo meat from Thunderheart Bison.

Awww shux!!  This shit right here was so rich and satisfying – like the feeling you get from a really good bowl of chili…plus its healthy! see below >

• Grass-fed Bison provides as many Omega-3s per serving as salmon
• It contains the highest-know levels of the fat-blocker and anti-carcinogen, CLA, which can reduce the risk of cancer, obesity, diabetes, and more.
• It also has high concentrations of selenium, a mood elevator. Basically, shit gets you faded.
• Grass-fed Bison contains 4 times the amount of vitamin E found in grain fed beef
• It is also a rich source of the vitamin beta-carotene, which reduces the risk of cancer
• Bison meat has fewer calories & cholesterol than chicken

-cabeza

bzzzzt..

prototype courtesy Taco Blob! thinking of selling these..
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7 Pound Gut Bomb

apparently, 3 woman have finished!

Denver, CO – A seven pound breakfast taco (or burrito if you must) is not meant to be consumed in one sitting.. much less by a woman.. It seems Jack-n-Grill is tempting the taco gods by challenging the ladies to take down this monstrosity of green chile, ham, cheese and potatoes in one sitting, with no bathroom breaks.. The reward:  free meals for life..  the catch:  if homegirl manages to finish it, she probably wont live to see another meal..

According to Dr. James Richard, of Exempla Family Practice in Lafayette, you can definitely die from eating a 7-lb. burrito. A 110 lb. female cannot finish it without puking.  He did say that it is possible to eat the burrito without going to the bathroom.

More 7lb Burrito Links:

• Man vs Food’s Adam Richman was defeated
• Skinny Boy FAIL
• Jack-n-Grill gets 15min & 7lbs of Fame

Check out some of the recent City of Austin restaurant inspections.. Notable scores include Las Lomas on Stassney with a 50 (FAIL), Taqueria Jefes on Lamar with a 70, Torchy’s on Guadalupe with a 93, and the Maudie’s at the airport with a 96..hit the jump for a list of all the scores.. Read the rest of this entry »

my personal favorite breakfast taco combination: bean, bacon, egg, and cheese.. add maria’s famous chimichurri and you’ve got yourself a win-bear>

Our boy Jack on tour with crystal castles in australia sends back the
best picture ever… Just amazing