La Posada = Bag of Fail
La Posada, or loosely translated, “the portopotty”, started out with a salsa that, while definitely spicy enough with jalepeno or serrano peppers, had way to much black pepper in it that was noticeable as soon as it hit the tongue.
We all got variations of tacos except for Taco-Tara, who rolled with their “Famous Enchiladas”. I think they were made famous in a Wal Mart parking lot trailor stand in Nebraska in the early 90′s when they actually cared about their food. Taco-Tara didnt complain too much about them but we’re pretty sure she was just being nice.
I had the 2 taco lunch special #1 which consisted of a shitty crispy beef bag of fail and a soggy pink chickened bag of fail. These atrocities were accompanied by the worst refried beans ive had since the Bears won their last Superbowl. They had obviously burnt the shit out of the giant metal bucket they cooked these things in because they tasted like burnt ass. I would have rather ate a flaming bag of poop as it would have tasted exactly the same and wouldve made for a better story.
We finished up with the FLAAAAAAAAAN. Im pretty sure that it was congealed giraffe semen accompanied by a sauce of pure sugar and vanillla. Fail. This was the worst Mexican i’ve had in Austin in since i can remember. Cabeza made the correct comment “This was the kind of place that we should’ve sent one person in to test the waters so that all 4 of us didnt have to have our lunch ruined at the same time.”
Nuff said.
Cabeza adds this: it was the worst tortilla soup i’ve EVER had. tasted like a chicken taco drenched in bongwater. Never again.
pics after the break >
Joby said,
February 6, 2009 @ 3:18 pm
Casa Garcia’s is right down the road at the corner of Manchaca and William Cannon.. Hit it up next time and you won’t be let down..
Cabeza De Taco said,
February 6, 2009 @ 6:52 pm
did he mention that he typed that review from the toilet? well, that’s also where i’m reading it from…happy friday.
ponderos said,
February 7, 2009 @ 5:10 pm
Congealed giraffe semen is more of a dipping dish than a drowner.
You also want it to set completely because trust me, there’s nothing worse in your mouth than runny giraffe semen.