this beef fajita meat is pretty good, substantial chunks, unlike say, the kind of thin-strip jerky shank you tend to get from Arandas and its clones. The meat was marinated and cooked right, so the flavor and tenderness were there. this could be the best thing on Maudies menu besides the standby tex-mex enchiladas..

ZuZu: Handmade Mexican Food
FM 2222 & Mopac, Austin Texas, 78756
www.zuzuaustin.com

TacoBlob: Front Line reporter
It’s Wednesday. I’m pissed as usual, thinking about George Carlin today, he always points out “instead of T.G.I.F. that we should say H.S.I.O. (Holy Shit It’s Only Wednesday)”. It has been my mantra all day, it really feels like a Wednesday. After a miserable day at work, I knew it might be time to write a review for Taco Town, I write best when pissed, so all I needed to do now is get drunk and we’d have a review. After downing some old High Life that has aged (I found in our carport earlier in the week) I made my way towards ZuZu. It’s actually one of the closest taco joints to my house.
My last blog was on Taco Bell, so in keeping with the tradition of chains and fast food, I wanted to try this place out. Turns out it has pretty high regards in my circle of friends, even the TT staff has given this place some props. Since my last blog was on the dreaded Taco Bell, I figured I might be able to get away with getting some food to go once more.

I mean first off, TacoMutt™ has to eat with me- and it’s a weeknight and I didn’t really think it would matter too much if I ordered it to go. This place has a fast food style too it. I argued with my roommate Bernie that this didn’t do Taco Town any justice if I got the food to go and ate at home, he told me I had to eat there to really do a thorough review, after arguing with him, I cracked his fake teeth with a bat and headed out the door. I won the argument. So I made sure to take some notes on the experience, and what to expect if you choose to dine in.

After finishing my jumbo beer, I proceed to take the 1 mile drive in my gas guzzling SUV to my neighborhood taco joint. Don’t worry I passed my breathalizer, I was able to start the car. With my pilot uniform on, there’s no way the cops are gonna mess with me anyway. It still smells in my car from that fart I packed in the seat after work, Triumph Café has a mean Pho, I really don’t like what they do with the broth.

hang on, just a few more pulls..

The empty-tank-gas light just turned on in my vehicle, looks like I am riding the bike to work tomorrow, this meal is going to put me out until Friday. I pull in I noticed they have a nice little outdoor area for pigging out, but I forgot TacoMutt’s™ leash so we had to do it to-go.

Note** I know some might say that this isn’t a true review, or Taco Town experience, but we don’t all always have time to dine in, I had a rough week, and peeking into the establishment kind-of freaked me out anyway, there were just too many Westlake white people in the building I didn’t feel comfortable.

Time to Order:

well stocked salsa bar

The entire staff of ZuZu was very authentic and genuinely nice, and the guy at the register helped me pick my meal. The only people giving me strange looks were the people eating there, but when you go eat somewhere and take pictures you get funny looks, especially if you are in a pilot uniform with flip flops and you look like a fat bald jerk. After a few declined swipes of my Visa, I’d like to thank American Express for allowing this meal to take place.

“What do you recommend?” I ask. “The Catfish,” he says, so I get the BBQ Catfish Tacos with Flour tortillas. The ZuZu blackened catfish is super zesty and has a fresh succulent bite to it. The sliced avocado and light dusting of BBQ sauce with a little cheese makes for a non-intrusive flavor blast. I really didn’t taste the BBQ sauce, it was very light. I got the Corn Salad and the Ancho Roasted Potatoes as sides. I also made sure not to forget about TacoMutt™, and ordered her a Chicken Soft Taco from the Kids menu. They had a truly impressive spread at the salsa bar.

I got bad enough breath, so I passed on the onions. The green sauce in the middle to the back was my favorite (in picture above). A fresh green salsa with the perfect balance of cilantro. The pico was fairly predictable and not very “soupy” it was a little bland for me, I think I would take Taco Cabana’s pico over this.

Remember, I am the fast food Taco guy. I am too tacky to be writing reviews on the really good places, I am just a temp for Taco Town, remember this when you post comments about my poor comme mmmmkay?

By the way, TacoMutt™ just let one go (broke-wind), we just finished the meal about an hour ago (I am now writing and uploading pics) and she is already staring at her rear end acting surprised at the sound, I love it when dogs do that! Since she doesn’t talk much, I guess that gives the Children’s Menu Chicken Taco a thumbs up!

So the salsa bar has some variety, I am a burn enthusiast and I truly seek out hot-salsas/sauces. I am not a big fan of red salsas, especially the ones that taste like Coppenhagen and chewing tobacco. This is where I am a disgrace to Taco Town, I can’t describe hot sauce for shit, Joby, please help.

Anyway, good spread, good variety, they offer several choices and I like that. I really like taco joints that offer 6 iced down buckets of different types of sauces and other mixins.

They give you a number and make you wait. I waited about 5-7 minutes, and I was surprised the two gays that I ordered before had already received there meal, and that’s the problem in this town being a minority. After we exchanged phone numbers I proceeded to find a seat. They looked gay, and they ordered more food, they were dining in and they got their food first?

By the way, I just made all of that up, I have a friend that happens to be gay. Did any of that make any sense?

Moving forward- So in the meantime I decided to do my standard bathroom inspection. This is when I really do a test to see what you are all about. If it weren’t for some 8th grader that got mad and threw toilet paper on the floor, this bathroom was choice. It was clean, smelled good and passed the test. I made sure to make sure there weren’t any children hiding in the trash can. And a local secret, the hand-soap is actually salsa too, next time you order, make sure and sprinkle this special sauce on your taco! It has a strawberry chalky soapy taste that I highly recommend.

this is pepe, him and i are going to rehab next week

They also had several reminders for the staff and patrons to wash hands. In fact, this brings up an interesting point. This place is OSHA compliant, they have the choking safety signs up and plenty of cleaning supplies laying around. It looks like they have a very sanitary situation going on, for some of us that prefer to frequent some of the more “greasy” Austin taco joints, at least there was nothing to get too uneasy about. A+ on cleanliness. Eat your heart out Arandas.

Some of the artwork in this place creeped me out a little. 5th grade artwork of suspiciously happy.  Nevermind, I did too much acid at a young age.

TM is ready to hit the road, her Taco Lazer Eyeballs have turned on when she spotted the plastic bag

This sums up the atmosphere. We have a place that’s serving Mopac and 2222′s busy hustle and bustle business class. They are serving up some really good food and some serious variety, handmade. They actually take the time to put fresh flowers in the leftover Jarritos bottles. Not only are they turning trash into vases, they use fresh flowers! Atmosphere gets an A+ even though I chose to eat on my living room floor with my dog…

Word! Good service, fast, clean, and check out this menu!

Variety my friends! And reasonable pricing. This was my first meal here, but I haven’t heard anything bad, they even have Mexican Pizza. I will discuss the sides in just a second…

Okay ,so I know the Styrofoam to-go box makes it look not so appetizing, but this was truly a good filling spread. If it weren’t for TacoMutt’s™ food I would have got outta there for under $10, but I also tipped my friend at the register for being so nice and patient while I ordered. Staff gets an A+, not to mention the food was delivered with a smile by ZuZu herself. Okay maybe not, in fact, someone brought up a good point, what the hell does ZuZu mean?

This does not tell us why. Used without ZuZu’s permission, this is a screen shot of the About Us section on the website. Looks to be that it used to be a franchise, okay now I am really confused. (Please read above for the truth)

ZuZu: They are authentic, it’s handmade, Taco Bell and Cabana are crappy and this place should never be compared to those places. It’s an Austin original I guess. I’m too drunk now to figure it out.

Fast food atmosphere, but they exceeded quality expectations, and although I prefer to blather my awful gringo Spanish at most taco joints, these folks spoke good English, which technically should make them lose points, but none of this review makes any sense anyway so…Back to the meal

Bernie insisted on feeding her the butter sauce from his scallop dinner as a top off, does anyone reading this work for P.E.T.A.? I can email you our address to serve us the cruelty paper

The Ancho Roasted Potatoes were a highlight for me. They were sharp, and soft to taste. They were pretty crisp on the outside, but it was a thin layer, almost like home-fries. The corn Salad was fresh and zesty. Both were fairly basic sides, but it was a nice change of pace instead of beans and cheese and more food to make my stomach say “way to go blob”

She didn’t chew. She inhaled it. It was a light rub of spices, I really shouldn’t have wasted this $2.50 taco on TacoMutt™. Oh well, I tasted a piece, I will be getting some of these next time. It was a simple taco, but the choice of fajita spices was sharp and bold

Taco Fats Out. Bernie is whining now because he has to go to bed, he doesn’t work and he got up at 8am so he’s living the rough life and now I can’t do this place any more justice because my roommate is an old washed up loser.

Cheers Taco Town,

Over and out. Chicago BLOB

This is the same flan that took home ‘Best in Austin’ honors from the chronicle a few years back.. Look for ZuZu on the west side if you need your mexi-fix. They are opening a new location in westlake.

Rating: 3.9 out of 5 stars
So this is the first review of a chimi for me. Be gentle.

Berryhill Baja Grill is nestled deep within a shopping center across from Davenport Village off of 360. Its not really visible from the road, so you have to just trust that its there. Once you enter, its a surprisingly AWESOME restaurant space. there’s a spacious patios that overlooks the stunning landscape of Not-yet-urban-sprawl. Its really beautiful. They’ve got a small but inviting bar and plenty of seating. I’ll definitely be back here for a beer and a game. But on to the Chimi You order at the front- so no waiters, no tips required. Their specialty is their Tempura fried fish and shrimp, which they say is award winning. Never one to turn down fried anything, I order the Chimi- which is a tempura fried small burrito. I actually ordered 2- the seafood filled and the chicken. Total was around $11 with drink.

I proceeded to the salsa bar. There were free baskets of chips there too (ala Chuys) and I was a little bummed that they only had 1 type of salsa available. Good thing it was DElicious. I must mentio they also had a bowl of pickled carrots and jalapenos there. I didn’try them, but was tempted to.

The food was on our table within 5 minutes. Huge plates, garnished with black beans, savory mexican rice, and the chimi’s were topped with a ancho cream sauce and red cabbage.. I dove into the first chimi- not sure whether it was seafood or chicken. The tortilla crust was dense, rich and a bit sweet, the cream sauce was yummy, almost like queso. the seafood filling was fresh and NOT fishy at all, very tasty! I savored every bite. After the first chimi, i felt like I’d eaten a horse…But for the sake of taco town, I proceed.

The chicken chimi was filled with small chunks of grilled chicken breast basking in a sort of garlic cheesy cream sauce. I was VERY RICH, almost too rich. BUT also VERY TASTY. I have no idea how much fat i’d consumed but I had a feeling it wasn’t pretty. all in all, they were fantastis, though next time I’ll just get one chimi and a taco or something lighter. It was like eating 2 desserts.

For the record, Dboz had the Fish taco and a Beef Fajita Taco, which were both overflowing with fresh fillings. I’m sure he’ll chime in soon. So, I reccomend Berry Hill to anyone who likes fried things and tacos. I’ll be back.

Oh, they also cater, which is nice for gameday and shit.

rating

service: 8
price: 5
atmosphere: 9
food: 9
salsa: 8
total: 39/50
Rating: 3.9 out of 5 stars
http://www.berryhilltamales.com
3600 N. Capital of Texas Hwy (Loop 360)
Building A, Suite 110
Austin, TX 78746
Phone: 512-327-9033
Fax: 512-327-9032

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