7, 100,000 Scoville Units!

My highlight of the 2008 Chronicle Hot Sauce Fest would have to be tasting “The Source” …and by tasting, i mean one drop of it on the center of my tongue – administered by a pig-tailed clown-chick. The next 15 minutes of my life were a combination of agony and endorphins. Shit was reedick. They claim to be the hottest extract on Earth…i’d have to agree. Old people and generally weak people could easily die from eating this stuff…You can buy it here for only $100 a vile. But that tiny bottle would probably upgrade 200 pots of chili to “Fuck-Alarm” status.

There’s no mention of the actual ingredients anywhere- Just this cryptic diatribe:

Ancient cultures, from the Egyptians to the Mayas and the Aztecs, were bound by a common belief. . . That all things good or bad are driven by energy. It is the force behind the rising sun and the shining of a nighttime star; it’s responsible for precision and passion. Legend has it that the god of love held the Source of all energy. He was trusted with this responsibility by the other gods because his heart was filled with good….Blah Blah Blah….With the Source hidden away, good and bad held equal measure. After thousands upon thousands of years, the Source became nothing more than a legend. Until now. In your hand is the Source. Now you have the responsibility to use the Source. . . Are you strong enough to take the challenge?

Be very afraid

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