Video: Taco Bell’s New Green Menu! 100% UN-Natural.
Fancy Fast Food – Tacobellini
Ever wondered how to turn a Taco Bell Fail feast into a gourmet dish? Fancy Fast Food shows you how to make a TacoBellini from a Burrito Supreme…Yes, its still liable to give you giardia, but doesn’t it look fancy?
Rat Spotted at Taco Bell
A rat runs between chairs inside a KFC-Taco Bell restaurant in Greenwich Village in New York...
Donate Your Stolen Taco!
OK, I’m sure some folks are really excited about the Free Taco’s for America promotion during this year’s World Series…
In a truly bizzare twist of cultural irony- the gringo suits at Taco Bell Inc. thought it’d be awesome if they encouraged overpaid minorities to steal, then rewarded degenerate America with another slap-in-the-face to real-Mex-cuisine- a powdered beef shit-taco…talk about Soiling America’s Passtime.
So, what can you do to help? How bout donating the tacos in your name to the burned border-runners in San Diego? sounds like a plan. here’s a website that’ll help-
visit www.donateyourtaco.com today (10/30) before 5pm to donate your taco to the San Diego fire victims…Or be a no-class-butt-chump and treat your asshole like San Diego, compliments of the Smell today (10/30) between 2pm and 5pm.
Cabeza
Toxic Bell – North Austin
this is the first in a series of reports from our resident taco blob, Chicago Fats.. The blob will be your man behind enemy lines, going boldy where no self-respecting taco lover should ever go.. the fast food joints..wish him luck and prepare to be disgusted and ashamed for him and his sidekick dog Taco Mutt.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Starring: TT Blob & Taco Mutt
Bonus: It’s 59 cent Taco Tuesdays! Taco Mutt™ is in LUCK!
Where the fuck do we start? Walked up to the local grocery store, I just maxed out the American Express on Heineken and the HEB bacteria infested rotisserie chickens just didnt seem appealing to me tonight, so we headed on over to the local TB. Me and the Taco Mutt™. Taco Tuesday is her favorite day.
I walk up to the cashier knowing that I want the NEW! NEW! NEW! Cheesy Beefy Melt! Turns out the cashier can’t talk, in her whispering miserable voice she informed me she was trying to get management to let her go home sick, she thinks she has strep throat. I also have a miserable sore throat too, I hear it was going around, I actually missed most of work today because I couldn’t talk this morning. Nice to know that cashier lady is rubbing it all over your change! Turns out, management wouldn’t let her leave because they use the slime in the back of her throat in the special sauce for the Cheesy Beefy Melt. Read the rest of this entry »
Heroin Burrito
The Smoking Gun reports that a woman visiting a prison inmate was caught delivering a Taco B*ll burrito with a heroin-filled hypodermic needle nestled amongst the fillings of rice, beans, sour creme, and hot sauce.. Ive got a sneaking suspicion the burrito came that way from the Bell.. i can picture it now, the cook in the back says to the burrito maker, “dont forget to slip some brown ass hair into that burrito supreme…” which sounds exactly like, “dont forget to slip your needle full of heroin to that burrito supreme…” hence the mixup…coulda happened to anyone. Heres the full story at TSG
